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Platongay

A platonic relationship between a straight person and a gay person that will always be non sexual.
My guy friend and I went away together for the weekend and of course we forgot to sleep together because our relationship is strictly platongay
by Sparklecake July 2, 2015
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homo-platonic

A state of not wanting to date someone (of the same gender), but still wanting to have a platonic relationship of loving someone and maybe even cuddling with them.
Even though I'm gay and she's really awesome, I don't really want to date her. I'd rather just have a homo-platonic relationship with her.
by your fellow meme March 19, 2017
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plutonic friend

1. For a woman, a dick in a glass case - use only in case of emergency.

2. For a man, a woman who you haven't fucked yet.
"For a man, a plutonic friend is a woman you was tryin' to fuck, made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the 'friend-zone'. Oh no! I'm in the friend-zone!"--Chris Rock
by 'sup P December 12, 2004
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Platonic

1) A type of love that is non-sexual.

2) A word Harry/Hermione shippers don't understand and/or ignore the meaning of.
Harry/Hermione shipper: OMG HARRY AND HERMIONE ARE SO MEANT TO BE!!! NOT THAT IDIOT RON AND THAT OBSESSIVE SLUT GINNY!!!

Me: Oh my god, stop being so delusional. Harry and Hermione's love for each other is entirely platonic, and if you read the books, you would see that Harry and Ginny as well as Ron and Hermione are meant to be.
by stefanvh October 24, 2014
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platonic

A pure basic friendship with the opposite sex. Nothing more than a spiritual relationship. Expressing nonphysical love
by YoYOdawgg September 8, 2009
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Platonic Friend

A very close friend of any gender. Everyone thinks you are dating, or at least flirting a little. F.eks. Dan and Phil (Danisnotonfire & Amazingphil) The are Platonic Soulmates, which means that they aren't "Dating soulmates" but Platonic soulmates, because they aren't dating, but best friends.

Both men and women can have a plantonic friend, and everyone can be a platonic friend. Its "uni gender"
by ullakrussedulla December 5, 2015
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platonic fetish

A platonic fetish is when you get excited by something in a non-sexual manner. Examples include oddly satisfying videos, pimple popping, and fandoms.
Did you see the latest Dr. Pimple Popper vid?

Of course, bro. That shit's my platonic fetish.

You talk a lot about stomachaches and vomiting. You into that kind of stuff?

It's my platonic fetish. I'm obsessed with it but it doesn't turn me on.
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