Definitions by stefanvh

Petefile 

A man or woman who is mainly attracted to men called "Pete".

Person A: Did you hear about Ella? This is the fourth relationship in a row she's had with someone called Pete.
Person B: Do you think she may be a Petefile?
Person A: Sure looks like it.

Petefile by stefanvh February 28, 2019

OTP 

One True Pairing. The ship that you ship the hardest.

Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley are my OTP.

OTP by stefanvh October 24, 2014

Platonic 

1) A type of love that is non-sexual.

2) A word Harry/Hermione shippers don't understand and/or ignore the meaning of.

Harry/Hermione shipper: OMG HARRY AND HERMIONE ARE SO MEANT TO BE!!! NOT THAT IDIOT RON AND THAT OBSESSIVE SLUT GINNY!!!

Me: Oh my god, stop being so delusional. Harry and Hermione's love for each other is entirely platonic, and if you read the books, you would see that Harry and Ginny as well as Ron and Hermione are meant to be.

Platonic by stefanvh October 24, 2014