The act of laying in unusual spaces face down with your body completely straight, usually a sport between various women to see who gets the funniest plank, guess its something women are good at
Did you see chelsi's planking picture yesterday? She was laying in the street and got hit by a car, I guess women arent good at anything.
by Jesus[MuthaFucking]Christ July 19, 2011
Get the Planking mug.The newest extreme sport where an individual proceeds to lie down, straight as a plank, face down, on a car a bench, etc.. and then have your photo taken in that position, and then put the picture on the world wide web.
George: Dude you won't plank on Jake's car.
Matt: I just did, now take a picture!
George: That's going on facebook, your planking the fuck out of his car!
Matt: I just did, now take a picture!
George: That's going on facebook, your planking the fuck out of his car!
by George Sfik September 24, 2011
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Planking is where an idiot with a low IQ lies horizontally with their arms by their sides across an object or ground like a fucking dumbass.
by plankinghater July 17, 2011
Get the planking mug.The act of finding a random object, and lying face down on it with your hands by your sides. Was popularized by the indie radio station Triple J. Is usually accompanied with photographs and facebook comments. This is very commonplace in Australia.
by Zerotrousers June 6, 2011
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Get the planking mug.When an individual proceeds to lay face down in a horizontal manner on selected (preferably iconic) surfaces.
The aim is to create the most convincing illusion of a static rigid plank, made from human.
Planking is site specific. There is a direct correlation between location and phrase the more radical/humorous the location the more phrase is awarded.
The aim is to create the most convincing illusion of a static rigid plank, made from human.
Planking is site specific. There is a direct correlation between location and phrase the more radical/humorous the location the more phrase is awarded.
"I been planking on radical things snice the 82"
Observer "You planked that sign so hard"
Planker "thanks, it really felt solid"
Observer "You planked that sign so hard"
Planker "thanks, it really felt solid"
by Rook-docter June 9, 2011
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Verb: The art of actively lying down.
The objective of the perfect plank is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank and many more.
Verb: The art of actively lying down.
The objective of the perfect plank is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank and many more.
that plank is awesome, it gave me wood
his legs and arms weren't straight, that plank was gammin
dude, what on the hell are you doing? just a bit of planking, care to join me?
his legs and arms weren't straight, that plank was gammin
dude, what on the hell are you doing? just a bit of planking, care to join me?
by Brisbane Planking Accosiation June 7, 2011
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