A meal served by employers to employees, as a way to "compensate" them for being underpaid, overworked, and for lack of raises/bonuses and/or meal breaks. Its commonly served during long, hectic working hours when the employer makes it clear that there is not enough staff/time to take a break to eat said pizza, and is usually consumed by other staff who historically under perform and take several long breaks throughout the day that are not warranted. The employees that are dying of hunger and thirst are allowed to smell the Pity Pizza, but rarely are given time to consume it; however they are expected to be grateful for the grand gesture of Pity Pizza
Emily: "Hey Susan! I've walked 4 miles in this office today running around, l haven't been able to pee or refill my water bottle and I've been here since 4am... don't you think we deserve a raise?"
Susan: "No Emily, our boss bought us Pity Pizza again instead of providing us with well deserved raises and bonuses....but we don't really have time to actually stop and eat it"
Susan: "No Emily, our boss bought us Pity Pizza again instead of providing us with well deserved raises and bonuses....but we don't really have time to actually stop and eat it"
by Netty-Lou-Who September 19, 2023
When, after a period of one-sided sexual attraction, the uninterested person feels so sorry for the unattractive pursuer that they agree to kiss.
This happens because either (a) they don't think the dweeb can take anymore rejection, or (b) they think it might pump up the poor sap's self-esteem.
This happens because either (a) they don't think the dweeb can take anymore rejection, or (b) they think it might pump up the poor sap's self-esteem.
Steph: I saw you kissing Lou last night. Are you seriously into him?
Michelle: I feel bad the poor troll has such a high school crush on me. It was a total pity makeout.
Michelle: I feel bad the poor troll has such a high school crush on me. It was a total pity makeout.
by ilostcountat52 September 11, 2009
Looking at the newsfeed on Facebook and coming accross a status update where the writer is welcoming likes or comments but no-one does. Therefore 'liking' the status, not because you actually like it but more that you sympathise with its creator.
Penelope: "Dude, did you see Karen's last status update on Facebook...?"
Patty: "Yeah it was not funny at all, what was she thinking?"
Penelope "I have no idea, I felt so bad for her though so I pity liked"
Patty: "Yeah it was not funny at all, what was she thinking?"
Penelope "I have no idea, I felt so bad for her though so I pity liked"
by HelloSweetheart December 10, 2011
suprisingly, most guys are not very upset when they find out it was a pity fuck, i mean they still got a piece of ass
by Mike Perugini December 07, 2006
"I wasn't going to upvote this thread, but I noticed it hardly has any upvotes, so I threw it a pity upvote".
by Dildo Commander October 03, 2015
by Letithappen May 22, 2013
An invitation given to someone only out of sympathy or pity. Usually given right before an event, so the other person is very unlikely to attend.
When Daryl gave us that last-minute pity invite to tonight's party, we knew he didn't want us there.
by tcornsimp January 08, 2008