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bow up on ya like a pit bull

Be careful fucking up around here or the lady cop will come if she thinks your cute tho she’ll rip them pants off and bow up on ya like a pit bull
by Admclovin July 2, 2019
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Pit bulls

The best breed of dog in the world. Usually described as aggresive and mean but those people are ignorant and have no idea what the hell they're talking about.
Person 1: "aww look at all those Pit Bulls in that animal shelter!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know! you should adopt one! There a great pet!"
Person 1: "Ok, I will!"
by Pitbull lover July 22, 2011
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Pit-bulling

The spontaneous act of poking someone’s armpit with your fingers when they have their arm lifted or raised and their armpit is exposed. As if a bull were suddenly charging at the exposed pit.
Stephanie enjoys pit-bulling Mason whenever he reaches for a box of cereal up in the cabinet.
by MWTP84 December 12, 2023
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PITBULLED

PITBULLED is another name for a repost on a forum. Originally derived from a member who was notorious for making reposts on gixxer.com
That topic has been pitbulled a thousand times.
by Grandevil July 30, 2006
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Pitbull Suicide

When a person with beer goggles hooks up with another, they will often pass out next to their one-time lover, only to wake up in the morning and realize their conquest was ugly as fuck. No problem, they dress faster than a fireman and hit the front door, never looking back. Occasionally, however, said conquest is lying on the formerly beer-goggled person in such a way that extricating him/herself without waking the other person up would be an impossible task. The pitbull suicide is when a person saws off his/her arm or other appendage in order to avoid waking the fugly person next to him/herself. It can be done with ones own teeth (hence the name "pitbull suicide") or a knife/axe/saw/spork that's within easy reach.
I lost my arm in a Pitbull Suicide last week after I couldn't release it from under the chick's gunt. I'll miss that arm, but I did get out of there without waking her up.
by 960xxx September 30, 2016
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Pitbull Rhyming

Rhyming a word in a song with the same word. Named after the singer Pitbull for his bad rhyming in songs.
Pitbull: Me not working hard?
Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak,
Or better yet, go to Times Square,
Take a picture of me with a Kodak

Me:Oh god the origin of Pitbull Rhyming
by revington December 30, 2012
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Pitbull Cookies

Cookies infused with weed and unholy souls that will transcend your body to a state or nirvana. These cookies can only be eaten by gods but CAN be made by mortals. The Cookies were originally made after a stoner made a batch of edible cookies but a nuclear bomb destroyed his houses and killed him and after the explosion, scientists found the cookies lying on the ground radiating immense energy. The legendary original batch is at the bottom floor of Area 51 and the first test subject to eat them was erased from existence. The only known mortal to be able to eat these cookies is 2000s American rapper Pitbull, thus the infamous name. No matter how many people have tried to replicate the cookies, nothing comes close to the power of the original batch.
Trevor: "Dude did you make Pitbull cookies?? DONT EAT THEM YOU'LL DIE!!!"
Derek: "I did your mom lol"
by Jsweezey2000 December 30, 2020
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