Piss flap

Someone who thinks they’re top shit because they’re upper class or privileged. These people take that for granted and are usually the most moronic people you will ever meet. Everything they say is like piss coming out their flap Of a mouth, hence piss flap.

“That rich old piss flap Mary is bragging about her dumbass new Ferrari”.

by Bigracksbitch June 18, 2020

Pussy Flap

When someone has an unnecessary amount of attitude, like how pussy flaps are an unnecessary part of a vagina.

alternate definition: A roast beef sandwich from Arby's

"daniel, you are such a pussy flap"

by yogurtwater July 27, 2022

elongated piss flap

When one piss flap is larger than the other.

She had one small piss flap and the other was one of those elongated piss flaps. All long and shit...

by nockcose September 17, 2016

piss flap plucking

The ancient art of plucking ones public hair from the labium.

Are you engaging in piss flap plucking again?

by Lady queefa June 11, 2019

Professor Pissflaps

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.

(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".

by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

pissflaps

Vaginal lips or labia.

When playing squash and you miss, "Oh, pissflaps". Usually said with a vast amount of vehemence.

by Jus January 10, 2003

pussyflaps

Large pussylips (labia minora) which protrude more than usual from the pussy. Probably the result of too much fucking or stretching. They can look very good if the woman is young and pretty, especially if they are adorned with piercings or jewels. They add greatly to the delights of eating out a hungry pussy (cunnilingus).

Her pussyflaps were meaty curtains, resembling flattened apricots. He imagined them gripping the many cocks she entertained each day.

by O'Flagherty January 2, 2009