shit pissing faggot

One who is so gay, that their butthole is nearly always filled with penises, dildos, cucumbers, etc. As a result of constant anal blockage, their physical anatomy has changed to allow feces to be expelled from the urethra as an alternate route. This change is what results in a shit pissing faggot.

Mary: You know, our neighbor Todd has been growing eggplants for years, and he’s never given us one!

Bill: That’s because Todd is a god damn shit pissing faggot. They all go up his ass.

Mary: I had no idea! How do you know, honey?

Bill: You didn’t notice the strange aftertaste when he invited us over for eggplant parmigiana??

by Hammer of Jesus June 12, 2018

wicked pissah

The way a person in New England would describe something as being really awesome.

Game four was wicked pissah!

by em January 23, 2005

pissing rain

(Irish slang) term used to describe particularly heavy rain, similar to "raining cats and dogs".

It's pissing rain outside, you'll get drenched!

by laninani November 25, 2013

pissing and shitting and cumming

the words spoken by Gilbert gottfried

Gilbert: im pissing and shitting and cumming

by NCR Veteran Ranger#5406 August 19, 2020

Piesang

A term derived from Afrikaans, it’s original meaning banana. Typically used as an insulting term after doing something insensible or stupid. Also used as a term of endearment in certain situations. Piesang is a nick-name that one can use to call ones friends in almost any circumstance. Use piesang when in need of a term that says everything in one word.

Friend 1: -walks into glass door
Friend 2: -starts laughing uncontrollably
Friend 1: crying in pain but manages to say “stop laughing”
Friend 2: still laughing uncontrollably

Friend 2: manages to say through laughter “ you piesang”
Friend 1: mildly concussed but starts laughing as well

by I am a piesang November 10, 2021

pishang

Originated from the banana fruit in Malay, which is Pisang. The term pishang is used for when someone is really bored or rotting, as of how fast a banana skin would actually rot.

Hey, I'm feeling really pishang at the moment, I think I need to start finding a new hobby.

by malaysianworm January 7, 2019

Pissing on my shadow

To speak well of someone to their face, but ill of them behind their back.

I thought he was my friend, but he's been pissing on my shadow for years.

by China Bob February 23, 2006