Pistachiary

A place where pistachios are stashed for later consumption.

Caroline hid the pistachios in the pistachiary to enjoy later.

by Truthytrutherton August 12, 2023

hairy pistachio

When you eating a female out and you discover the patch of pubic hair she missed when she shaved her pussy

I was face to face with her hairy pistachio.

by acockyone May 8, 2020

Alabama Pistachio

When two people create a ball off semen, discharge, shit, mucus, saliva and other bodily fluids. Go back to back, and create a pistachio out of their bodies and said ball.

"Last night Davey and Sabrina did the Alabama Pistachio!"

"No Way! I never thought that chink would get a drop of cooch"

by rapebaby May 1, 2021

Pistachio

A term used to describe the female genetalia, derived from the vaginal resemlance of it's shell.

Diane: You should find yourself a nice girlfriend Jack.
Jack: Ooh, not for me thanks. I'm not a fan of the pistachio.

by Mr G-Man November 30, 2011

Pistachio

A mustache with urine in it.

Ronny: Hey Jim, can I piss in your mustache?

Jim: But then I would have a pistachio.

by PMonee May 6, 2016

pasquatchi

The hairy pubic area around a womens genitals. Only a true pasquatchi if it's large, sometimes migrating down her thighs, emitting a strong odor and generally unkept.

Man, I took home this chick the other night and when she slipped out of her dress I saw she had the biggest, furriest, brightest fire engine red pasquatchi I had ever seen... I could smell it from across the room.

by Canadian Star January 2, 2008

mustachio pistachio

A caterpillar typed being held on the top lip - a smaller version of a weirdy beardy

A mustachio pistachio man without a weirdy beard

by sueg May 18, 2006