zhongli’s enormous cock.
his pillar is so large that it rearranged guyun stone forest in the archon war.
his pillar is so large that it rearranged guyun stone forest in the archon war.
by peonypiss August 28, 2022

Austin: Wow, that's a life lesson right there.
Ethan: Nah, it's far more important than a life lesson, that right there, is a life pillar.
Austin: Aw jeez, you got me there.
Ethan: Nah, it's far more important than a life lesson, that right there, is a life pillar.
Austin: Aw jeez, you got me there.
by derethebear February 27, 2019

The shaft of the male reproductive organs when it is erect.
Inspired by an episode of Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.
Inspired by an episode of Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.
by Zen Thing July 28, 2004

by USAF Cadet November 4, 2020

by nun o' your business. no offense April 12, 2004

by 11/10 that boi December 16, 2019

A metaphorical description of Greg Oden's penis based on the mythological chair upon which Oden sat and ruled the nine realms of the Norse universe.
Person 1: "Wo! did you check out Oden's Pillar?"
Person 2: "Not possible, the Norse gods and their worlds are myths"
Person 1: "I was referring to the picture Greg Oden took of his penis"
Person 2: "Oh yeah. I can only describe that thing as traumatic"
Person 2: "Not possible, the Norse gods and their worlds are myths"
Person 1: "I was referring to the picture Greg Oden took of his penis"
Person 2: "Oh yeah. I can only describe that thing as traumatic"
by lynroadskyroad October 3, 2013
