Send them chess pieces

When a network cancels an awesome show called Flashforward, you send them chess pieces in the mail to protest.

ABC is so gay yo, they canceled my favorite show ever, Flashforward. I'm SO gonna send them chess pieces.

by Awesome Pers May 28, 2010

Piles

The itching sensation felt in the rectal cavity.

. Sitting on a radiator or dildo for long periods of time, causes this itchy medical complaint. "I would purchase one of the many effective pile creams, for soothing relief. But i'm quite thrilled by the burning sensation similar to that of a hot fish finger shoved up my arse" chuckled Julien

by James November 11, 2003

X Piles

Unwanted visitors from uranus

Nick: What's wrong Sammy?
Sammy: Call Agent Mulder, I think I have the case of the X Piles

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Feces pieces

The act of shiting into a sock, freezing it, then knocking a person out with it. This is immediately followed by thawing the shit in a microwave cutting it into bite sized pieces, and putting it into the unconious person mouth.

that gook looked at me wrong so I gave him a nice big feces pieces

by E grizzily September 13, 2011

Playing With His Pieces

Actually means someone playing chess who is making no prgress towards performing a move, but has come to be a euphamism for masturbation.

I'll stop playing with my pieces when I find a woman."

by Dumbass McGee March 9, 2004

Pieness

Pieness, derived from the word pie, is a word used to describe someone who is special and dear to you. It can also resemble words of endearment such as ‘cupcake’, ‘cutie pie’, ‘lover’ etc.

Good morning my pieness, I miss you so much my pieness. You are looking so beautiful pieness. “How is the most beautiful lady in the land doing? My pieness!”

by Imkitta June 29, 2021

Pilessness

A state of temporary psychological relief among math-anxious folks when they are not exposed to the sound or sight of the number π, which could inhibit or numb their interactions with others at birthday parties or public meetings.

Guesstimate how many millions of working adults worldwide wished that Pi Day didn’t exist, when pilessness is at its lowest than on any other day of the year.

by Fasters November 16, 2022