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Physical Education

Class that the government forces on everybody so you don't get fat. It is basically a legal way for the school to abuse students by forcing them to do excercises, wear really crappy clothes and play sports and get hit in the head with the balls that the sports are played with. The gym teachers are usually overhyped bullies and just plain mean.

Adaptive PE is the class that they put the disabled kids in wheelchairs (Some can't see or hear) and force them to play sports. If you are in the adaptive PE class and are not disabled in any way other then ADD or mild autism, you will get talked down on by both the teacher and the student helpers. In adapted PE, the teacher really hates you and wishes she or he could smack your face in but forces themselfs to act all nice and calm.

Someone needs to ban PE for good for the health of students. There are more injuries in PE class then any other class in a school.
"ALRIGHT LETS STRECH"

"DROP & GIVE ME 100 PUSH UPS LETS GO WOO!!!"

"QUAD STRETCH"

"OK LETS PLAY DODGE BALL WOOO HOO!!!!"

"YOU DIDN'T DRESS FOR GYM! DETENTION!"

"Take that blind kid in the wheel chair and make him shoot some hoops"

Gym sucks.
by 1069 April 1, 2005
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Armchair Physicist

A person who utilizes Youtube and Wikipedia in order to garner as much palatable information on subjects within the realm of physics as possible. Possibly for personal interest but more commonly used for 4 AM post-party diatribes about how we're all connected and the ancient shamans were right.
Most often using 'Quantum' physics for their purposes, as it is the most subjective branch and easy to bullshit the uneducated about.
Stephen: So you're interested in physics?
Dave: Yeah, a bit. I'm an Armchair Physicist.

I found Dave up again when I left for work this morning. He'd been watching something on Youtube and kept going on about how dark matter means we're all just in a computer simulation. That guy needs to get a job.
by ArmchairPhysicist August 5, 2010
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Physically Inhabitance

I physically Inhabitance don't give a f***
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Physical Education

a subject the government forces kids to do in order to 'keep fit.'
when in reality, it is just an excuse to hire stupid people who couldn't make it as a refuse collector, to teach.

This should be demoted to an extra curricular activity as it is an excuse for all the dumb people (who think fitness is everything and will get them a job) to enjoy themselves. If they want to do it, do it after school, or let me take a big axe into the lesson so it can become more fun.
wow, i be da loves of da P.E doesn't u, yo, init

*smack*

ow man why you be hittin' me init

*bang*

*sound of person going everywhere*
by Walnut March 3, 2004
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physical education

A subject that is forced upon students in schools that causes misery and pain to those who do not like sport and would prefer not to participate.
No PE today - RESULT
by Star Wars Fanatic July 1, 2004
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physicist

one who studies the natural sciences, and often does research hopefully improving our understanding of how things work. Physicist have made possible the production and use of automobiles and computers, to name but a few.
Oh, that's my friend kevin. He's a physicist.
by kevin September 6, 2003
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physical media

Physical media is a common term in retail that refers to books, CDs, records, tapes, software or any media recorded onto a physical device before distribution.
Our company decided to distribute the book on physical media as well as digital distribution over the Internet.
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