phuck

a really annoying person who texts people even when they ignore the texts.

damn, christine is a real phuck

by killer45000 April 13, 2011

phuck

The politically correct way to use the word "fuck" in an email. Using phuck or phucker or motherphucker does cause throw a red flag in corporate emails.

BBN - "Phuck my motherphucking boss, if I want to heat up chittlings at lunch, I'll heat the phuckers"
Snoflake - "But they smell like phucking crap"

by Big Black & Nasty March 25, 2008

phuck

A much funkyer version of the word "fuck".

So U wanna PHUCK w/ mee?

by Gaga the phucker. HEY! See fuX0r, too!!! :-D June 28, 2003

phuck

a douchebag way of spelling fuck developed by bandwagon Philadelphia Phillies fans. The f is replaced by a ph because the ph from phillies. Simple and stupid. True Phillies fans shy away from this grammar because they have respect for themselves.

Bandwagon: The Phillies are phuckin awesome!
True Fan: How long have you been a phillies fan?
Bandwagon: Picked up last year during the playoffs. They phucked up every team.
True fan: Well, Fuck you!

by LtotheTtotheD October 22, 2009

phuck

phuck is fuck becuase phone sounds like fone. so it is the same thing when you sound it out.

ph(f)uck you

by leethaxxor January 29, 2004

phuck

to apply a thin glaze of jizz to the outside of a womans vagina

"Yeah man, we phucked!"

by proton ben face January 26, 2010

phuck

A profanity loophole for saying the curse word, (*Beep*)!

"Shut the hell up, you big Mother Phucker!"

by G-Union November 6, 2003