poonitis

a physical fear of the woman's poon.

Joe burton has a bad case of poonitis. That stupid fuck.

by Nathan Locke April 24, 2003

Phonetically

Like your physically or mentally with someone, but on the phone.

~ credit to Eduardo Cruz

*two people on the phone*

Him: “I wish you were with me right now”

Her: “I’m with you phonetically”

by oliviaaherrin June 19, 2019

Phonetitis

This is when you get addicted to your phone to the extent that you cannot go a minute without checking notifications. This is very common in teenagers especially the new Generation-Z.

This student has phonetitis, they are always on their phone.
I am proud that I have phoentitis.

by Mhiz_Favzyyz March 18, 2024

phoneticism

the ability to phonetically spell words so that you can easily get the correct definition and spelling when you enter it into Google

Do you need the doctor to spell any words? No, I will just rely on my phoneticism.

by Hawk Johnson April 15, 2015

Phonenism

Obsession with mobile phones

She is in a state of phonenism, she can't get off her phone.

by ElhamShines May 25, 2017

phonetic shortcut

Da "lazy man's way" of pronouncing two or more words in a common phrase --- the individual words get corruptedly/messily "run together", rather than being spoken clearly and "separately", the way a "proper" person would say them.

Classic examples of a phonetic shortcut would be "wanna" (want to), "ustuh" (used to), "shouldah" (should have), and "didja" (did you). Disgusting how da young people talk these days!

by QuacksO November 10, 2018

@phonetussylover

A really hot person with an attractive and funny personality that i would kill for ♡

Do you know @phonetussylover? Yes i do, they are my favorite person and i would die for them <3

by Vannywannyuwuu January 26, 2022