polishing the prawn

To polish the prawn is to stimulate the clitoris, often with, but not necessarily limited to the finger.

Crikey, I was having a shower and when i got back she was a way polishing the prawn. The dirty minx. I gave her a right seeing to after she'd given it a good shine

by MrsKaren December 12, 2008

Polishing the spear

To wank off and make your spear "Shine"
AKA Wacking off
Masturbating
And SLAPPING THE SHALOM

Isaac B "Jonah WTF are u doing1111!"
Jonah B "Im playing skyrim and polishing the spear!"

by chodechopper October 16, 2014

Polishing the gnome

Masturbating in the garden!

I was just out watering the roses and polishing the gnome

by Green Fingered December 24, 2014

Rolo Phasing

When your birds fanny is hanging so you cover it in rolo pudding to make it better.

Dan found oral more enjoyable when Rolo Phasing with his girlfriend

by Ekewanka October 8, 2018

knob polishing

continued stimulation of the head of the penis after ejaculation, when it's become uncomfortable, usually accompanied by verbal taunting and usually while the male's hands are tied out of the way.

I polished his knob until he was crying.

by annie September 9, 2004

Polishing your knob

The act of polishing and or shining another person's knob, a.k.a., their penis tip.

"Ey Boy i'll polish dat knob for fitty cent."

"That Bob Dylan is so hot I'd polish his knob fo free!"

"Got a knob? I'll polish it"

"What was Becky doing out back with Josh?"
"Oh I caught them last time, she was polishing his knob"
"Wow..."
"Yeah she did a good job from what I saw. That knob was clean as a whistle."

"So, you want a job. What are you good at?"
"Polishing your knob."

by Tats McGats February 18, 2012

polishing the one eyed gopher

To masterbate while driving

You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler

by Ninety2iamsam June 20, 2006