phelp

1. In competition, to win by a large margin.
2. to phelp (someone): To leak an incriminating photo or video to the tabloids, often with bad consequences for the subject of the photo or video.
3. To attract public scrutiny for controversial behavior.
4. To make a mistake with very bad consequences; To lose everything.
5. To smoke large amounts of marijuana.

1. That team is so good, they always phelp the competition!
2. Did you see those pictures of Miley? She got phelped pretty bad.
4. Everything was going so well, then I totally phelped it up!
5. -Did you phelp last night?
-Yeah man, I was so high.

by catpow March 9, 2009

Phelps

Taking a picture of someone engaging in regretful acts and then publishing them.

"Don't Phelps me, Bro"

by idotmyi February 5, 2009

Phelp

to cough into a bong, shooting the weed and bongwater out the stem.

Michael phelped a huge bong hit onto the couch

by Ragnaar February 3, 2009

Phelps

The kicking of ass at any swimming event worldwide.

I will Phelps you at the relay race this afternoon.

by Ninja Falcon October 8, 2008

Phelp

Verb: To own, in light of Michael Phelps' success at the Olympics

Jake: Dude, did you see the Olympics?
Kelly: Yeah, the American swimming team just phelped the competition.

by dmiller1126 October 10, 2008

Phelping

The physical act of orally removing water from a partner's anus that has been forcefully injected due to an unskillful and unclenched cliff jump.

After Veronica jumped off that huge cliff with her unclenched buttocks, Mark was phelping her for 2 hours just to get it all out.

by splattersday March 5, 2011

phelp

as a verb, to completely scramble the intended message of anything in a jaw-droppingly stupid way. Usage: past tense: phelped, present tense: phelping

as a noun, one who performs the actions of the verb. Usage: to be a phelp. calling someone a phelper is also acceptable.

Rick: So I told Julie about the shooting at that nursery school where all those toddlers died and she phelped, saying it's because Eris and Pluto want her to color her hair Cheshire Cat Green even though The Flying Spaghetti Monster forbids colors other than Prego Red and Kraft Nuclear Orange after Samhain in the Fourth Dimension squared with a cherry on top.

Mickey Mouse: That's fucked up dude. She's a true phelp if there ever was one.

Freddy Krueger: I told you that bitch crazy, yo.

by Derek C. Peavey October 4, 2006