phali

Something that is even more worse than phail...
First appeared when someone misspelled the word phail...so phail he misspelled phail that the superlative of fail is now phali

Goldbaer:oh man...spyfan is so phail
Klinke:Noez,he is phali!!1!!
Goldbaer: oh truez :\
Others: Agree'd

by Goldbaer March 15, 2009

phallic appendage

dick, penis, wang, milk maker, homemade ice cream machine, wanker, bird, hot dog, weiner, meat rod, genital stick, underdeveloped third leg, skin flute ,glory wand, infant starter, sausage roll, sock crisper, cream substitute, human fertilizer, jizz canon, ass destroyer

whoops it appears that i have sent thee a digital portrait of my phallic appendage

by governmentsarenotsupposetomilk February 17, 2023

phallicky

Resembling a penis/phallus

That baton is phallicky.

by wawmd March 15, 2011

Phailcakes

Failed attempt at spelling and/or making pancakes.

(IM convo)
person S: I really want panackess right now!
person J: Phailcakes? u failed at spelling pancakes.

by ToxicZombieKitty January 31, 2009

Phallic Icicle

When ejected fluids are left to hang off the end of the penis long enough to oxidise and crisp over, causing icicles of cum to hang from the bellend.

john: i was so tired at the end of a vicious bashing session i passed out.

carl: oh shit, did you wake up with phallic icicles?

john: yeh they were unreal, reached down to my knees

by flangeface March 27, 2011

Philica

My bitch, & slave.

She has me laughing every single damned day. I be dying around her. She's like a bestfriend.
I love you, slave<3

My Philica is better than your Philica.

by QueenWombat April 29, 2011

Phallic Chamber

Where a man stores his man essence. One may use this word in place of the more vulgar ways of saying "Man's Genitals"

"Hey Kevin, how big is your Phallic chamber?"

"Eugh! I hate using such vulgar language to describe male genitals! Thankfully, I can use Phallic chamber as an alternative."

by Pasha D. July 14, 2018