pew

Pew (1) - A bench for sitting, especially during religious proceedings

Pew (2) - An exclamation of moderate smelliness

Pew (3) - The sound a laser gun makes

(1) Sit in your pew and pay attention!

(2) Pew! someone farted!

(3) it was like, pew pew, and they were dead.

by JohnLannon March 30, 2009

pew

The sound laser guns make. Also, the sound that small, whimpy guns make.

Moar pew pew, less Q.Q!

by Keil Alikzandr January 24, 2008

Pew Pew

The act of a male pulling out during unprotected sex and screaming "pew pew" as he cums.

When I was with Amanda, I pulled a pew pew on her

by Lmao0o0o0o February 10, 2017

pew

a sound that people make when using a laser

LASERS GO PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

by kwtfineedanameandicantfindone December 16, 2008

pew

A bar stool, or a seat at a table in a bar or beer hall.

Ironic use of "pew," a church bench.

I'll go get the beer, you go find us a pew.

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005

PEWS

Post-Election-Withdrawl-Syndrome:

The feeling of general depletion and emptiness in the few days after a presidential election. Caused by the sudden withdrawal of any campaign coverage, sound bites, or pictures of babies being kissed. May be accompanied by aimless clicking on news websites looking for something to read.

*NOTE: This condition has been observed in people whether their chosen candidate won or not.

Wife, to her Doctor: "I'm worried about my husband. Ever since the 4th, he's just been sitting at home wandering the New York Times and CNN for hours on end."

Doctor: "I wouldn't worry about it. He probably just has an acute case of PEWS. He should be back on his feet by the end of the week."

by Slunky1 December 15, 2008

Pewe

The second born, who is named as a junior after the dad instead of the eldest first born.

your Pewe sure does have your features.

by OLS PEWE March 29, 2012