pyrophobia 

When you have a fear of that scary fuck, Spyro the dragon, but also when you cannot pronounce the letter s.

-What's up with dickcunt over there?
-He's got pyrophobia.
-Still at least he isn't a junkie.
-What?
-Shut up (sound of gunshot)

pyrophobia by MasterG February 4, 2005

pedophobia 

The fear of pedophiles

Guy: Have you seen the news lately? A pedo-
Guy2 slaps Guy
Guy2: Don't you dare say that word!
Guy: You got pedophobia

pedophobia by skosidhjfr September 4, 2016

penophobia 

abnormal fear of being punished.

It is wrong to instil penophobia into the minds of school children.

penophobia by uttam maharjan January 25, 2011

Pedophobia 

When one night you have the urge to shove a barbie doll up your bum.

MUM HAVING A HARD TIME RIGHT NOW I HAVE PEDOPHOBIA

Pedophobia by friedchickenteehee October 28, 2019

Pebophobia 

When you have the fear of or have been previously been exposed to one of the pappest of pap bekke.

My Friend: What did your therapist say ?
Me: She said that I have Pebophobia ...

Pebophobia by paulard28 May 25, 2020

potyrophobia 

The fear of black spots on potato chips.

IM NOT EATING THAT CHIP, I HAVE POTYROPHOBIA

potyrophobia by Dicluver69 November 6, 2020

Pepophobia 

The irrational fear of "Pepsi Cola" and everything pertaining to it; like the can design, color of drink, taste of drink, and name of drink. May be applied to "Coca-Cola"

"Johnny is a fucking weirdo he has pepophobia!"

"Hey, Kirk I think I have pepophobia."

Pepophobia by FunnyOpposition420 July 21, 2022