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Permanent Records

A myth created by schools to make you behave.
Little do most people know is that your records from one school gets erased after you change schools. The only thing you should REALLY worry about is getting good grades. This doesn't mean you can misbehave like a maniac because you can get a red letter which will mean you're fucked for colleges/universities opportunities.
"I want my records to be clean"
"You and I both know that there's no such thing as a 'Permanent Records'"
by Pecheck September 3, 2007
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permanent shotgun

when someone has shotgun everytime they ride in that certain car even if someone else calls shotgun.
Joe: Lets ride up to Wal-Mart
Chris: I call shotgun!
Phil: No way bitch I got permanent shotgun!
Chris: Damnit!
by perm. shotty. December 13, 2006
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Permanoob

Someone who is a noob, only unlike a regular noob, they have absolutely no chance of becoming anything more. They are permanently a noob. Permanoob status can result from a long line of noobly mistakes, or one mistake so huge a person can never live it down.
Did you hear jacie locked her keys in the car on that trip and her spare keys were hundreds of miles away?!?
YA! she is a total permanoob!

Dude! I can not beat this level no matter what I do!
Sounds about right permanoob, let a pro take over.
by DB_KG March 26, 2010
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permanips

the state at which both nipples are permanently erect
Wow, that guy is either really cold or has permanips!
by Erica C. Jones February 6, 2009
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Permanent Moonbase

The sexually-charged act of defecating from one anus to another, back and forth to stimulate prostates of both participants. While not strictly a homosexual sexual act, it is more common in gay men than straight couples.
Person 1: Would you like to try the Permanent Moonbase tonight?
Person 2: No, unfortunately, I have diarrhea, it wouldn't pass back and forth properly.
by JasonSchreier March 27, 2012
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Permanent Moler

A fat fucking mole that looks like someone stabbed you in the face with a permanent marker. It stays with you a burden through life that never fades, just this ugly disfigurement. These aren't average moles there permanent molers, moles large and intimidating as they usually grow facial hair.
Person 1: Jesus what's that on his face.
Person 2: poor bastard got a fucking Permanent Moler by the looks of it.
Person 1: you sure someone didn't draw on his face with a marker.
Person 2: No chance, I see fucking hair on it.
by SpudMoleatronGingerC00n September 20, 2016
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Permanent Vacation

A permanent vacation occurs when an employee decides their vacation away from the company will indeed be permanent. This term coincides with the term "permanent break," simply being when an employee doesn't come back from break.
"It doesn't look like Eduardo will be coming back to work from his vacation. Looks like it was a permanent vacation for him."
by Yeyeeeee123 December 8, 2019
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