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The Perversity meter

A color coded scale of how perverse one is.

Severe(Red): Severely perverted. So perverted that you can't even stand them. Takes the smallest word or sentence and somehow turns it into a perverted statement. Needs help.
High(Orange): Highly perverted. Often oggles at people and never stops with the innuendoes. Is annoying to talk to sometimes.
Elevated(Yellow): Significantly perverted. Makes innuendoes from time to time.
Guarded(Blue): Generally perverted. The average amount of how perverted one usually is.
Low(Green): Not perverted at all. Is probably either a pussy or their religon forbids perverseness.
Many different types of people have different scales on the perversity meter. For example:
Sever(Red) usually consists of frat boys, party animals, and general assholes. Oh, and The Todd too.
High(Orange) usually consists of freshmen(both college and highschool), your dad, that one friend who you never hang out with.
Elevated(Yellow) usually consists of work friends, close pals, and drink buddies.
Guarded(Blue) usually consists of regular people. People who see the perverseness in situations but don't always say how they're perverted.
Low(Green) usually consists of 40 Year old Virgins, nuns, preists, and the selebic.
by DoctorAwkward December 29, 2007
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pervervious

to think like a perv or have a sexual perverted thought.
He was having one pervervious thought after another
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perfessional

A not-so-obvious amateur or unqualified person passing them-self off as a professional for personal gain, not necessarily out of malice.
My cab driver was a real perfessional, he/she got lost on the way to the airport. My doctor is so perfessional, he/she performed an abortion the very same day he/she swore the Hippocratic oath!
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Perversional Therapist

Perversional Therapist
A Perversional Therapist is a person who teaches, guides and encourages someone to discover the art of sexual perversion, sexual deviancy, and how to achieve various types of pleasurable gratification that are generally regarded as abnormal.
Hello,

I am the person who will awaken your desires, and guide you in your exploration into pleasure & gratification I am a Perversional Therapist.
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perversity of the human condition

This is an explanation for when people do something that is different from what is thought normal or proper and totally unexpected for reasons which are completely unknown or thoroughly obscure.
Bob:- I saw John walk into the door.
Ben:- Why did he do that?
Bob:- I guess it is the perversity of the human condition.
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Perversionality

Perversionality is a mash-up of two multi-syllabic, rather unsexy, words. (Perversion and Personality)

Unsexy though they may be, Perversionality is a more sophisticated way of asking what an individuals “Kink” is.
After reading her score on the Perversionality chart, my inner John Sherlock Holmes deduced that I would, at least, get a kiss on the first date.
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DANGEROUS PERVERSIONS

DANGEROUS PERVERSIONS await the game of randomness.

FEAR GAME OF RANDOMNESS.
DANGEROUS PERERERVERDIOIIER - SHIT.632.AVAILABLE EATING POO POO.632
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