Pengwingman

When your wingman isn't fly.

Dude, your friend is super ugly.

I know he's my Pengwingman, he makes me look better when I'm next to him.

by Yoursfresher October 5, 2016

Penge

To Penge oneself, is to catch or collide one's genital region accidentally on a static object such as a table corner, fence post or shelf, usually in a mundane every day situation.

i got up from my chair too quickly and penged myself on the desk

by Borne July 24, 2007

pengers and smeagols

An expression used when a fantastic situation is at hand. It shows thankfulness, and extreme happiness.

This word should be used in excessive moderation.

Thanks for this brand new hummer Poppa Dirk! Pengers and smeagols! :)!

by satanspineclogg July 7, 2004

Pengle

Used to describe a very strong, pleasant odour of Marijuana

Man, thats shits pengle

by AFEBR August 5, 2009

Penged

Being caught off guard by a homosexual object or comment.

Person 1: What the fcuk is that?

2# Dude that’s a picture of Gareth!

1# Oh man I just got penged.

2# You got penged bigg man.

by Mr Pacman June 14, 2010

Penge

The half swilled skank at the bottom of a beer glass, usually a pint.

"Would you care to finish off my penge?"

by Silly Paper Horse November 28, 2009

Penger

Attractive female, a lady who the average male would die to have sexual intercourse with.

That girl over there is a penger.
Where are all the pengers at.

by Daniel Mairi May 22, 2018