Mike Pence presidential campaign

When someone makes an effort to win over a group of people who literally wanted him dead.

“Why are you still trying to earn their support? You’re totally running a Mike Pence presidential campaign!”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

pengest

Awesome; nice, okay

She has pengest hair!

by MissBelloChan December 15, 2010

Mike Pence

1. The current vice president of the United States

2. An excellent fire bender who has mastered the art of lightning bending and uses his powers to "fix" homosexuals

Hey, Mike pence could you shock the gay out of me?

by Just a Pastafarian March 6, 2017

Ultimate Pendejo

A person who is a complete moron. Someone who has no common sense. The dumbest of the dumb

George is married to a beautiful woman and recently he slept with a very ugly hooker. He is definitely an ultimate pendejo!

by WizeCheez September 12, 2009

Mike Pence

A secret lair for flies

The flies flew to Mike Pence

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 12, 2020

The Stu Pengelly

The Stu Pengelly is the classic way to cook your chook. Or Lamb, or roast, or your child in a car.. if you're so inclined. Stu Pengelly of Perth, Western Australia famously cooked 3.3 pound Pork roast in a Datsun Sunny aka "The Datsoven." Concerned with local folk leaving their kids in cars during summer, Stu set out to prove a point in December '19, the only genius way he knew how. From making the International news right up to now being in Ripley's Believe It or Not.. The Stu Pengelly is here to stay. The Aussie way.

Pedestrian: Holy shit, did you see that child locked up in that hot car?
Other Pedestrian: If only The Stu Pengelly was here to save the day..

by The Rum Slinger January 31, 2020

Pegged

When a male recieves a length of dildo in the ass, carefully delivered by a female using a strap on.

Craig looks forward to being pegged on a Friday night by his beloved Babs.

by Jonty77 February 20, 2018