a terrible footballer who plays for portugal and loves scoring penalties. plays for camel al nassr league.
by fordashy is gay May 11, 2023
A certain portuguese fraud who luckily became a professional football player. He is best known for scoring all of his goals from penalty kicks only and ghosting rest of the game.
by BallKnowledgeGOD March 9, 2021
Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit
"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"
"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"
"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"
by ItzAri July 29, 2023
Ghostiano penaldo is an overrated portuguese player that do Statpads with penalty whenever he ghosted in a match.
Ghostiano penaldo can do anything just to play against some pizza makers countries during international break, such as; Faroe island, Luxembourg, Latvia, Andorra, Azerbaijan, etc.
Penaldo move from Real madrid to Juventus just to challenge the football God Lionel Messi, but ended up taking the 9 times seria A champions to Europa. What a sad story of Ghostiano penaldo.
Ghostiano penaldo can do anything just to play against some pizza makers countries during international break, such as; Faroe island, Luxembourg, Latvia, Andorra, Azerbaijan, etc.
Penaldo move from Real madrid to Juventus just to challenge the football God Lionel Messi, but ended up taking the 9 times seria A champions to Europa. What a sad story of Ghostiano penaldo.
Kids usually aged 14 or below , who have been brainwashed into thinking penaldo is the GOAT and act like he will sh@g them .
Kids : " rOnAlDo iS cLEaR oF pESsI aS hE hAs 5 dUbaI dOrS"
Person with a brain : "shut up penaldo bummers , messi has 7 ballon d'ors , more trophies and penaldo doesn't have a goal or assist in 2022
Person with a brain : "shut up penaldo bummers , messi has 7 ballon d'ors , more trophies and penaldo doesn't have a goal or assist in 2022
by Honest.Penaldofan on tiktok February 27, 2022
Someone who celebrates like he has won a world cup final after scoring a penalty against spezia
His favorite clubs are benevento, crotone,lithuana, genoa etc.
His favorite clubs are benevento, crotone,lithuana, genoa etc.
Someone who doesn't take part in a group assignment but celebrates the most when your group is awarded
Eg. He's the lord penaldo of our group
Eg. He's the lord penaldo of our group
by K77777kkk May 2, 2021
Simply put the best account on football twitter. Most honest account I've ever meet and exposes how Lord Penaldo is actually a finished statpadder who only shows up vs teams like Crotone,Spezia,Luxembourg,Andorra,Lithuania,etc. The most honest Penaldo fan I have ever met and also he owns Penaldogs.
"Wow did you see Honest Penaldo own that Penaldian" -Twitter User #1
"Yeah he's so honest about his idol Penaldo"- Twitter User #2
"Yeah he's so honest about his idol Penaldo"- Twitter User #2
by som1udontno April 3, 2021