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pedosexual

It's not a sexual identity, you dumb fucks. It's just a bunch of pedophiles trying to be included in the LGBT community, making them look bad. LGBT people DO NOT support pedophilia. It's just a bunch of angry religious people who think that making them look bad will get them to be who everybody tells them they should be.
Avery: Hey Harry, are you part of the LGBT community?
Harry: Yeah.
Avery: What do you identify as?
Harry: I'm a pedosexual
Avery: ...you nasty ass. Get the fuck out. Your kind will never be supported.
by LGBTQ+ Supporter January 12, 2019
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Pedosexual

Pedosexuality is a make believe sexuality, in which someone is a "child lover" but it is bullshit, it is a way for pedophiles to feel accepted. Pedophiles, like this, had a petition to see if they felt they should be accept into the LGBTQA+ community. As a friend of many members myself I can say that most of the LGBTQA+ don't think this is acceptable (so don't go hating on an queers)
Tim: Hey Dave
Dave: Oh, hey
Tim: What's up?
Dave: Would you accept me for who I am?
Tim: Yeah bro, what are you? Gay? Bi? Trans? Non-Binary?
Dave: Pedosexual!
Tim: *gets up and leaves the bar after pouring his beer on Dave's lap*
by IfYouLoveMeILoveYou April 23, 2020
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piesexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to pie.
person one: god im horny
person two: yeah, i just wanna fuck a pie
person one: ....what?
person two: im piesexual
by Anthony Scott April 13, 2008
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penesexual

penesexual is where u like boys but not their dang-a-langs
same with girls basically ur straight but u just havent advanced into to liking penis or vagina
girl-hes sooooo cute
*boy whips out his penis*
girl-EW!

thts what a penesexual is :)
by heavensangelhellsdemon October 7, 2011
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pennsexual

I'm hella Pennsexual
by Pennsy13 May 26, 2020
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Pterosexual

Oriented towards sexual relationships with pterodactyls.
"Look at that guy flirting with those pterodactyls, he must be a pterosexual"
by crggg April 30, 2006
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Pedosexual

A person who claims to be pedosexual is literally a pedophile. fbi open up
Harold: HEY LINDA GUESS WHAT IM PEDOSEXUAL
Linda: Harold wtf your literally a pedophile. Im calling the police and divorcing you
Harold: but im a part of the lgbtp..
Linda: -_-. The p is for pansexual...your an idiot harold
FBI: FBI OPEN THE DANG DOOR
Harold: oh noo
Linda: :)
by Monikaplier February 28, 2020
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