Peeased

You're a guy. You're with all your friends at a party, just sitting around a table fuckin' chillin' until some hottt ass chick just comes up to you and starts talking to you. Everything's going fuckin' great and you're sure your chances are pretty good, and then, she pops the question. "Can you take me to the restroom? ;)" She's trying to take you in private to hook up, and you get ready to tell her you had a vasectomy so you don't have to wear a condom. You got that swag in your step and the she drops her pants and you're making eye contact with that cunt. You know she's ready, at this point you go in for that kiss cause girls like to do stupid shit like that, but then, suddenly, A RIVER OF PISS JUST STARTS FUCKING FLOWING OUT OF HER. You hear the loud hiss of disappointment as your dreams of fucking go down the drain with her piss. She dips like the complete tease she is knowing damn well she showed you her calico and then left your disappointed ass there with balls as blue as the bathroom tiles. You walk out of the bathroom looking defeated, so your homies hand you some sauerkraut and a coors and then tease the shit out of you because your bitch ass got peeased.

"Shiiii bruh, ma nigga Anders was fa sho he was gon' git pleased, but that po' nigga got his ass peeased!"
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by QueefEater696969 June 22, 2016

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peeapler

A apple that u peed in or on

He accidently ate the peeapler

by Trollmaster77 June 4, 2017

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Peeaichdee

Peeaichdee, is a name given to that goofy and fun type of person in your life. Simply because it’s the spelled out version of PHD

Have you seen Peeaichdees new tattoo?

by imafungill March 6, 2021

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Peeano

When you gather a bunch of people and pee on them and use the pitches of their screams to play a song like a piano.

Bob: So I heard you got arrested, why?
George: There was a music festival in town so I decided to play along by playing the peeano.
Bob: What the hell is wrong with you?

by JoeMamaAmogus July 4, 2021

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peeapated

When your peeing and that last bit of pee just won't come out, So you try your best to relax for it to come out so you can finally leave the bathroom.

"Hey what you doin? "
"I've been sitting on the toilet for 30 minutes cause i'm peeapated."

by JustSoup September 11, 2021

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