pecant

It means someone who can't do something, or is always unwilling.

My friend is a pecant because he wont look for a job.

by Pecant master February 20, 2010

totally pecans

The appropriate response when somebody says: "You're nuts!" or "That's nuts"

Branden: You're nuts
Will: Totally pecans

by yowas December 18, 2008

Pecan Sandie

A variation of the Pecan. Before penetrating the vagina with one testicle, the girl shits on the ballsack. Soon after, the male thrusts one shitty ball into his companions awaiting hole.

She just asked for a Pecan, but since she just had eaten at Krystal, and it soon evolved into a Pecan Sandie.

by Luke and Kendall August 18, 2006

Sweat Pecans

When your testes are sweaty and your girlfriend (or any other girl for that matter) sucks on them while giving you head.

Ken: How was Tracy last night?
Lake: She went down on me then sucked on my sweat pecans. Best blow job I have ever had.
Ken: Nice!! I'm going to try to get my girl to do that tonight.

by JKDBLV July 13, 2010

pecan sandy

A type of cookie that is favoured by Roger from TV series American Dad!

Roger: Pretty sure I asked for a pecan sandy...

by Joe Wasner April 4, 2008

making pecan pie

1. Female masturbation, due to the resemblance of the female genitalia to pecans and to the sweetness of the pie.

2. Two females having sex

3. A female getting a hand job/being eaten out

1. After Bill left me, I've been making pecan pies.

2. Did you hear that those two hotties made pecan pie last night?

3. Joel made me the best pecan pie ever last night.

by synchrohobbit November 20, 2006

Pecan Jammy

Two pecan sandy cookies with jam smeared between them. You can thank me later.

With the threat of nuclear warfare looming, the Korean conflict was finally resolved through the diplomatic use of a Pecan Jammy.

by rodstewart278 March 22, 2013