pearl jam

1.A sticky white substance known as semen which is usually diposited pretty much anywhere on a womans body

2.also a great band of the 90's

uncle andy:i know your thinking well uncle andy if i cant spew in mr sock where does the pearl jam go, well im glad you asked there is alot of things we can use aroudn the house instead of a goo glove

by the king mauahha January 1, 2007

pearl jam

Semen.
Derived from the color and texture of male ejaculate.

Joe: "Oh Betty, I'm coming!"
Betty: "Shoot your pearl jam all over my tits!"

by Darin October 2, 2005

pearl jam

the day after having sexual intercourse with a women and going to the bathroom to take a piss and a piece of dried up cum flys out that resembles a pearl.

dude, i banged tina and woke up with a pearl jam.

by john black jr. December 6, 2011

pearl jam

stone gossard, jeff ament(bass), eddie vedder(vocals), mike mckreedy and matt cameron. the comboniation of the century. cannot be beat.

rear view mirror, betterman , jeremy. all awsome songs

by sunkist February 12, 2004

pearl jam

Fucking amazing band that most people cant justify hating them without using childish names and homophobic slurs...

hater: Pearl jam are a bunch of fucking faggot shit-eaters
fan: Um... no they are one of the most influental acts of the last decade.
hater: Watever you fudgepacking cocksucker...

by Dr. Awesome August 16, 2006

pearl jam

the greatest fucking band in the whole world.... that's why i've got Ed Ved in my head.

Rachel's life goal is to have all the Pearl Jam concert bootlegs ever released.

by Rokinfreeworld December 30, 2003

Pearl Jammed

When anal beads are lodged in ones anus and requires a third party removal.

I got pearl jammed and cant make it to the game.

by Acedigital July 23, 2012