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identified patient

Psychology term describing an individual, usually a child or teen, in a dysfunctional family who:

1) Gets scapegoated and blamed for a family's problems
2) Has emotional problems that are not a mental illness, but a normal response to the stress of dealing with an unhealthy family in denial
3) Blows the whistle on a dysfunctional family's problems

Phrase originated because family therapists recognized that the child "identified" as the patient is not necessarily the one who is sick.
1) John is dropping out of school and doing drugs and his parents want him institutionalized, but it turns out his mother is an abusive alcoholic and his father is chronically absent. John is the identified patient.

2) Becky is extremely depressed and fearful. She accuses her father, correctly, of molestation, but the parents deny it and accuse Becky of being sick for reasons that have nothing to do with them. Becky is the identified patient.
by Tigereyes August 23, 2006
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pavies

The term used in Ireland sometimes to describe female knackers. Basically girls with gold hooped earrings (the bigger the better), hair pulled back so tight it stretches their face, cheap clothes from penneys/primark and usually a baby if they're over the age of 13. Be careful if approaching them.
Did ya see the state of them pavies?!
by Ash B November 21, 2005
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parietals

1) Latin derivative for "wall".
2) Stupid system banning a person from the oppostite sex's dorm. Enacted mostly by Catholic universities, i.e. Notre Dame.
"It's midnight on a week day; parietals have started. Get the women out of the room!!!!"
by mut3 March 31, 2005
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pixies

Mischievous little elves.

Came to be one of the coolest bands ever.

But elves nonetheless.
Yo, the MLF's are playing tonight.

You mean Pixies?

Yeah.

Oh.
by Miss Phunkadelic November 10, 2008
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patience table

The ledge at a window or counter of a booth where customers (or similar) are separated by a partial wall from cashiers (or similar). It is a place where objects (such as money or credits cards) can be placed on while receiving service.

Patience tables are generally found in places including banks, pharmacies, ticket booths, and snack bars.

The name "patience table" is given because people must wait patiently behind them.
Customers inside the bank place their checks and documents on a patience table while the tellers do their duties.

When getting your medicine refilled at the phamacy, you place your prescription on the patience table.

There is a patience table at the entrance to the theater where tickets are sold.

The vendor places the beverages on the patience table for the customer to pick up after they are purchased.
by Bed time April 27, 2010
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Pixie

A beautiful, sexy, ebullient, graceful, captivating, petite woman with short hair.
Though she was the smallest of the group of women, her beauty and style made her the most noticeable. A true pixie.
by Ebullient Gideon June 29, 2011
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The Patient

The character that the My Chemical Romance album The Black Parade is centered around. He is battling a disease and when he dies, death comes to him in the form of a parade of people in black marching band outfits. This concept is based off of Gerard Way's belief that death comes to you in the form of your fondest memory.
The Patient sees death as a Black Parade.
by We're all dying March 9, 2009
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