patronaberry

A cocktail made with blueberry vodka Patron and sprite.

Wow Jacob and Brad were flat tore up on patronaberry last night.

by gocardscc January 26, 2009

Patronizer

A person who talks down to people, who thinks they are superior to everyone else. They are very condescending in nature. In other words a complete bitch or asshole.

A patronizer will say things like "Stop that or I will make you go sit in the corner" or "That's a conversation for outside of this office". They will say things like this and use a patronizing or condescending tone of voice.

by Chiclet March 13, 2015

patroning

(v.) to go hardcore drinking with your best bro and or bros

Mike: "Hey I heard you and Reinaldo went hard in the fucking paint this weekend?"

Alex: "Bro fosho, we went patroning every night... we got fucking shmacked!"

Reinaldo: "Yeah man it was raw as fuck!"

Mike: "WTF why did I have to work this weekend?!?!"

Reinaldo: "You obnoxious fuck"

by laxbro18 January 26, 2012

pattronize

To humor one's Twilight-obsessed friends who are all gaga over grungy-hunk, sensitive-vampire-dude Robert Pattinson.

Obsessed Fan: OME! Robert Pattinson and I are MEANT TO BE!!!!! I am SO Mrs. Edward Cullen!!!!!!!!!
Friend 1: Oh god.
Friend 2: Lets just pattronize her.

by kcyboo December 23, 2008

patronirical

the term used when a person is making fun of another by using sarcasm. derived from the word patronise, patronirical is a word to describe the humiliation that the "patrinee" experiences

person 1 - uh, i cant get this lightbulb on
person 2 - ohh, it must be soooo hard, let me try
person 2 gets the lightbulb on
person 2 - that was an ordeal
person 1 - dont be so patronirical

by Jacksterrr February 22, 2008

Patroniotch

1. Hoes that drink patron with the hopes of being taken home by a rap artist and or basket ball player.
2. Rap guys girlfriends

We was at the bar last night and picked up some patroniotchs! took them home and got some ass

by REBLTB22 January 22, 2010

Pattronize

To humour someone who is obsessed with actor Robert Pattison, who plays brooding Edward Cullen in the Twilight film adaptation.

"My girlfriend loves that vampire guy, so I have to Pattronize her when she rants about him."

by emjay81 December 23, 2008