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Patpong Train Station

The name given to any number of crevices within the Patpong district that are large enough not only for a train to pass through, but large enough for a train to enter AND turn around and exit through. These stations are all larger than Hua Lamphong, Bangkok's main railway station.

These crevices are typically used to house and project darts, ping-pong balls and flaming tampons, though the interim government of General Sonthi Boonyaratglin has reserved the right to invoke eminent domain if necessary to meet the growing needs of the nation's railway passengers.
"I purchased admission to a Patpong Train Station last night, but I couldn't feel a thing once I was inside. What a waste of money!"
by LOS Angle May 6, 2007
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Patrong

Beruit/Beer Pong using a particular brand of tequila.
G ran the table in Patrong.
by 508G November 15, 2017
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Pathogenocide

Broadly-speaking, Genocide by Pathogen although with a significant Political element driven by Full Nutbar Trumptilian F*ckwittery and Money-Grub & Witch-Burner very 'British' inhumanity.

Catch-cry of the Pathogenocide = "Learn to Live with It"

We know it has to be 'New', the old OWM's one's F*CKED!
We know it must be some form of 'Order'. All Governance is.

Why it WOULDN'T be 'World' on a Globalized, 'Fee Market' Planet broaching Self-Extinction, our Mother Nature, is entirely beyond my comprehension.
The more supposedly 'advanced' Covernments* of Western Christendom practiced Pathogenocide 'Right' from the beginning of the Pandemic, instead of using it as the 'Opportunity of a Species-Time' to launch the Great Reset and a New World Order.
by PartisanZ March 22, 2022
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Pathington

Pathington/Pathington City is a term used to describe a pathway or a small road.
Jimmy: Yo bro, let's take this pathington down to the supermarket.
Taquavion: Sure bro.
by Broke-Ass-Prophet November 12, 2023
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pathonise

antagonising someone to therefore induce harm towards a person or a thing
I didn’t mean to pathonise her.
by Bigar March 23, 2024
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Patong Schlong

A dirty poo covered bell end usually obtained from a seedy night out with a ladyboy in the brothels of Thailand.
By Jove Nicholls!! I woke up this morning with the most god awful patong schlong!! I have no memory of last night’s shenanigans!!
by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025
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cyber pathogen

A last-ditch excuse for allowing an authority to snoop through an electronic device, particularly a phone or tablet. Often used by the non-technical with an assumption that nobody will understand them and comply anyway.
FBI: Gimme your phone.
You: No.
FBI: It has a cyber pathogen on it.
You: wut
by definetech August 9, 2016
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