I'd smash her pasty

I would have sexual intercourse with that lovely young lady over there.

"What do you reckon john, would you smash her pasty?"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"

by Megaross March 26, 2010

smash her pasty

uninhibited, animalistic rough sex

"check out the legs on her"
"fuuuuuuuuuck.......i would smash her pasty"

by mandingo89 July 25, 2009

pasty

A person with white skin. Not just white, like paper. But whiter! VERY WHITE

John: Wow! U look like someone has rubbed sperm all over u!
Pasty Dave: No! Never fear! i am just pasty!

by Yellow tree May 8, 2005

Haddock Pasty

Female Genitalia

Kippers, Beef Curtains, Bombay Doors

by Dach September 25, 2003

moist pasty

Someone who does not often choose to do activities because they are afraid. Synonym for whimp/melt.

I like tom but he is a bit of a moist pasty

by Priestley11210 November 28, 2016

Smash your pasty

The act of penetrating the deep vaginal muscles, to the extent of pain.

I'm gona smash your pasty

by LSCC October 15, 2008

Pasty Smash

To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.

It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.

From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.

How to use pasty smash in conversation;

*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"

"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"

by Duff Duff Mc Duff August 16, 2008