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Pascal's Breakfast 

The act of cracking an egg into the the chosen orifice of your sexual partner, scrambling the egg via rigorous intercourse and having them squat over a hot pan releasing the egg and semen into the pan, than frying the mixture and feeding it to them.
I totally gave my wife a Pascal's Breakfast this morning.

Pascal's Wager 

Fallacious argument trotted out by religious believers, particularly in the Judeo-Christian tradition, in favour of belief in divinity. The argument goes as follows: you may either believe in God or not, and he may or may not actually exist. If you believe in him, it is irrelevant if he doesn't exist (and by extension there is no afterlife), while if he does you are offered a place in the light eternal. If you don't believe in him, then if you are right it is irrelevant to your metaphysical fate and if you are wrong you will go to Hell. Therefore you might as well believe in him ... what do you have to lose?

Leaving aside the pettiness the argument ascribes to a supposedly all-loving and all-powerful God who has supposedly gifted us with some of the finest intellects on the planet, the problem with the argument is that it ignores the fact that a life lived in the firm belief in a supernatural entity is likely to be different from one lived in the acceptance that there is no such being. Belief in God seldom comes on its own, but as part of the package offered by a formal religion. As such, it frequently involves the acceptance of taboos and fears that have nothing to do with the rational or the physical world, and that are liable to crush any hope that many people may have for happiness it what may well be the only life they will ever know. Arguably it is shameful to give over what are likely the finest minds to have evolved in billions of years of life on Earth to such malarkey. Furthermore, there is of course the small matter expounded by that great religious thinker, Homer J. Simpson, in the well-known Simpson Rebuttal.
Pascal's Wager is a fallacious wager.
Pascal's Wager by Fearman February 23, 2008

pascal special 

when someone gets fucked on a bathroom floor or any other strange place for sex
1).
"yeah she said she had bruises cause he gave her a pascal special."
"nice."

Pascal Day 

To stay in your room for the whole day and do nothing with two notable exceptions. 1. doing the laundry. 2. fetch home-ordered food.
A: What are you going to do tomorrow?
B: Tomorrow I'll have a pascal day.
Pascal Day by rob_rob November 9, 2010

Pascal Siakam 

The guy who cost us game 7 Boston Vs. Raptors because he spun too much
Nick Nurse: So Pascal Siakam, what's the play?
Pascal Siakam: Spin, then spin, and then spin.
Pascal Siakam by Jacks_son September 19, 2020

Pascal Koppinieren

Das Training im Fitnessstudio ausschließlich für die Abifahrt.
Bist du schon wier am Pascal Koppinieren?
Pascal Koppinieren by passi69 August 28, 2016