papalphilia

pa·pal·phil·i·a   pay-pal-fil-ee-uh

noun Psychiatry.
an erotic attraction to the pope or the papacy

Q: Why did we run out of broadband data this month?
A: Because Joe downloaded fffffifty terabytes of papalphilia

by fettish44 July 5, 2012

Paraphonia

The immediate and obsessive dread and fear, that takes over your "mind and body", when you realize you cannot find your phone.

Bob " Dude where the fuck is my phone, I just had it.."
Dude "You will find it, its here somewhere.."
Bob " No man , its lost..."
Dude " Relax man, and calm down, your just suffering from "Paraphonia"...you just had it 5 minutes ago and you never left this room.."
Bob "Sorry i was ready to freak out.....it was in my pocket"

by Stains and Smears May 17, 2019

painphilianté

when you’re doing your static image for your english assignment and you keep getting sidetracked.

Katy said to Mikayla “do your work!” but Mikayla said “I’m in too much painphilianté.

by hoe life or no life March 10, 2021

Piraphelia

A pirate fetish

That guy Noah has piraphelia

by Pirateenthusiast May 16, 2021

Paramophilia

A kink in which someone likes fucking or attempting to fuck someone’s partner/spouse.

Once Tyler discovered his new prospect Haiti was taken, he stared having urges of paramophilia

by Love doctor 69420 October 13, 2022

Paraphalaeadox

The state of simultaneously wanting to experience the safety of your home and enjoying comfort food while desiring to advance in your profession and also feeling the urge to abandon society altogether.

The paraphalaeadox hit me so hard today that I didn't know what to do, so I slept.

by DroptimusRhyme January 18, 2023

pedaphiliaism

When you don’t know how to describe a thing a pedophile is doing so you say “that’s pedaphiliaism”

“YOURE 18 YOU CANT DATE THAT 13 YEAR OLD , ITS Pedaphiliaism”

by Krystel.mcr January 20, 2024