Paralyzed Bro

The state when you are being incapacitated due to abusing your computer/TV i.e. too much gaming, surfing on the internet or getting stoned by the TV commercials.

Dudebro - Hey, wanna shoot/slice some evil creatures or actually do something outside?

Paralyzed Bro - Nah, I rather write with my friends on facebook than being with 'em.

(Paralyzed Bro - No, insert excuse here.)

by xHoodwinked August 23, 2010

Paralyzed Pigeon

A pigeon that resembles a penis but is paralyzed from the testicles up

Man that guy last night had a Penis like a (Paralyzed Pigeon)

by Atomic Butthole August 2, 2011

Paralizer

A delicious alcoholic beverage:
Tall Glass, filled with ice,
1 shot Vodka,
1 shot Kahlua
Coke-a-cola almost to the top,
And a dollop of Milk.
Sounds gross, tastes delicious!

"Why do they call them Paralizer's? I drank six of them and could still walk!"

by Jameson Jay January 10, 2010

Paralyzed

Beyond weak

I am too paralyzed. That nigga Katt Williams is HELLA funny!!!

by Diamond Shell December 12, 2018

Paralyze Alliance

stupid ass team of shitty ass Fortnite players
now goes by eviction.

"Didn't eviction have an old name that started with P?"
"Yeah I think it was Paralyze Alliance or something."
"What? that is wild fr!"

by windynfa June 5, 2023

sex paralyzed

When your body becomes paralyzed/you can't move due to the effects of an outstanding orgasm

Boy: Go get me a sandwich, I can't move.

Girl: Why not?

Boy: I'm sex paralyzed

by eatmyboxers February 26, 2012

Paranyzed

Paranoid and paralyzed parallel in time.

Alice in Wonderland might as well be in chains, Deception plus denial have had her paranyzed.

by Gulabulaliss August 20, 2017