parallel masturbation

The act of two friends sharing porn and thereby masturbating to the same material. Gay.

Mitch: Dude, you can have my porn if you want.

Brian: No thanks. I don't believe in parallel masturbation.

by The PC Doctor December 25, 2009

Parallel Universe

The excuse given to any and all things unexplained but still true.....Actually we can blame CERN for this one. Similar to the Mandela Effect but on a personal scale that effects only you. Can be used literally or figuratively depending on your mindset and willingness to out yourself as a believer in the theory.

John blames being thrown into a parallel universe as to why his professor didn't get his email. The John in THIS universe never sent it.

by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017

parallel partying

When two related groups are partying at the same time, but in different locations

Leesol and Sandy are partying at the singles bars right now and we're here at Bonnaroo partying it up also. Parallel partying!

by reannasm June 16, 2011

parallel parking

When a man dons a strap-on posteriorly and proceeds to engage in vaginal or anal intercourse with two women at the same time with a back and forth movement. Variations include a woman in the middle, with or without strap-on, and participants of the befitting gender. Other conceivable combinations include any three trunks and a couple holes.

As Stuart trained in on the correct angles, Agnes and Phyllis found the parallel parking quite enjoyable.

by Cabot November 17, 2006

Parallel to collect

Rhett and links transcribtion fail. it means "Google it"

Guy nr. 1: "hey man, do you know what encephalitis means?"
Guy nr. 2: "No idea, Parallel to collect"
Guy nr. 1: "what?"
Guy nr. 2: "google it"

by Alabaz September 18, 2011

Parallel porking

The act of having sex with 3 people or more

Made by “ninja sex party”

Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both

by 4 swordsman October 13, 2020

parallel bars

Widely-separated, empty locations where people drink alone and share the experience with others over the Internet.

"Come here often?" he said into his phone. "Oh, I'm here all the time", she answered. On his small screen she looked like she was enjoying her Margarita, he told her how great his straight Jack Daniels felt going down, miles apart, each locked in their parallel bars, sharing Happy Hour.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020