Pantera

The only real metal band that mainstreamers supposedly "know" of.

MTV kid: HI! WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BANDS??? I LIKE AVENGED SEVENFOLD, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, AIDEN, HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS
AND UNDEROATH!!

Me: Exhorder, Machine Head, Overkill, Pantera, and Helmet.....stuff like that.

MTV kid: OMG!!! PANTERA!!!! LYK PANTERA, DOOD!!!!!111 THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!!!!111 COWBOYS FROM HELL HAHAHAHA!!! R.I.P. DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!! ROCK ON!!1!!1

Me: You mean DIAMOND Darrell?

MTV kid: WTF!!! You NOOB!!1 It's DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!!!!111

Me: Tsk, tsk, tsk... *Shakes head* That's what I thought.

by not found [Error 404] June 28, 2007

panthera

Always the coolest person in the room, sexy as hell, a beast in the sheets. Has many FWBs.

Oh, look! It's a Panthera! I know who I want to be friends with...

by Pody Gibson May 9, 2022

Floods by Pantera

Ultimate medicine. Legend has it that Ozzy Osbourne is still alive because he listens to Floods 2 times every day.

Nurse: "DOCTOR! HE'S DYING! PLAY FLOODS BY PANTERA NOW!"

by Getpisseddestroy August 10, 2018

pantera

Something that really kicks ass.

Hank: Yo dude, I just won the lottery!!
Fred: Wow, that is so Pantera!!

by b-razzle June 11, 2006

pulling a Pantera

Attempting to hide a part of your past, such as Pantera attempting to hide their glam metal days.

I hate it when preppy girls try to cover up their Playboy days. It makes me feel like they are pulling a Pantera.

by Drewbert January 7, 2007

Pantera

Pantera is jock rock for the lowest common denominator. Redneck goons and alcoholic wife beaters relish in groovy chug riffs and awkward teens live out their silly revenge fantasies vicariously through a heroine addicts drunken anthems to life in the gutter.

Guy 1: Jim is a diehard Pantera fan
Guy 2: Is he still trying to beat his dad with a bat for taking away his video game privelages?

by Robertus September 24, 2009

Pantera

One of seven phrases considered to be curse words among metal elitists. Other words include "bree-cree", "br00tul", "Metallica", "Hot Topic", "breakdowns", and "Diabolus In Musica".

Metalhead 1: "Hey man, you want to borrow some of my old CD's?"

Metalhead 2: "What'cha got?"

Metalhead 1: "You know, some Venom, Slayer, Kreator, Pantera..."

Metalhead 2: "Dude! Watch your f**kin' mouth, my kids are in the room!"

by Geraldo Ruiz August 11, 2009