Panera Bread Republican

A wealthy white suburbanite who is liberal on social issues, but is conservative on economic issues especially keeping taxes low. They vote Republican based on their economic interests. Panera Bread, Republican, Democrat, economic conservative, socially liberal, politics, red state, blue state, conservative, liberal, Rockefeller Republican, country club Republican

There is no way a Democrat can win a district with so many Panera Bread Republicans.

by joecoolthefool July 11, 2017

Panera Bread Rizz

A sort of aura one gets after prolonged exposure to Panera charged lemonades, especially as a member of the Panera sips club. Not necessarily "rizz" in the traditional charisma sense, more of a secret power one can unlock

I've got an essay due tonight and I just got a large Blood Orange Charged Sip. It's time to engage my Panera Bread Rizz.

by Guysaac February 21, 2024

global panera bread

Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato

Why aren't people wearing masks, don't they know there's literally a global panera bread happening?

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

Panera Broad

A girl who can almost always be found at Panera Bread. She may also talk about wanting to go to Panera often, even though no one else wants to go with her. Often dressed in white-girl attire, and she is guaranteed to post a picture of her food on her Snap story. Similar to a Starbucks Slut.

Fuckboy: Aye I heard Marissa is at Panera and wants people to meet her, should we go?

Fuckboy #2: Nah fam, she's just a Panera Broad.

by justyouraveragedude March 6, 2017

Panera buns

When you order food at any Panera Bread, but the child molester-looking staff solicit you sexually.

"Bro, my Panera buns are the envy of everyone in a ten mile radius. And this scares me."

by Squatacles March 16, 2020

Panera Dread

The sick-to-your-stomach feeling you get when your friend loves Panera bread's trashy food and wants to go there all the time for EVERY meal.

Dude I don't want to go to Panera again! I get Panera dread every time you say that shit. It's overly expensive hospital food produced by another mindless corporation.

by Watchinfool September 8, 2025