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mud pumping

the action of anal sexual relations to medicate constipation.
melissa was really constipated and had to get mud pumped; jose had to mud pump annie after she ate the twice baked spaghetti; howard was mud pumping the shit out of andrew after he ate his calzone.
by robbartles May 20, 2010
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tinder pimping

When your friend uses your Tinder account and swipes right on everyone only to message her matches to barter her goods/services
Yo Eva, are you tinder pimping Liz?
by jakethedood June 24, 2016
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parking lot pimping

Popular among young clubbers. Usually after a club party ends young people, esp. males, will stand in the parking lot with their boys or next to their Mercedes Benz that they rented from Rent-A-Car and need to return by noon of the next day, in order to look for females to exchange numbers with or take home for sexual purposes. For females, parking lot pimping involves them using their looks to attract men, lowering their blouses so more cleavage can show and hiking up their skirts, or going to the guys with the best looking car just so she can sit in the passenger seat and look at all the interior features of his car (the features may be a built-in TV and some other crap with monetary value that exceeds the car note) so she can determine whether to take him home for a one-nights stand or give him oral sex.

In other words: losers.

See rap video.
Tyjuan and his boys got bored with the party and decided to go parking lot pimping. They found a group of girls dressed in Forever 21 halter tops and stilleto heels, with excessive amounts of weave in their head and pounds of MAC makeup on their faces. When Tyjuan showed them his (father's) Mercedes Benz, they got wet between their legs. Later into the night, the girls went home with Tyjuan and his boys -- and the night ended in a wild orgy!

Six months later.

Tyjuan tested positive for HIV.
by twistedbabydoll August 22, 2007
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pumping party

Similar to a "tupperware" gathering, this type of growing underground movement is an ILLEGAL gathering where mostly transgender individuals inject silicone into their bodies to create curves, breasts, hips, etc. These parties are sometimes attended by non-transgender individuals also looking for a low-cost solution to the desire for cosmetic procedures. These procedures are performed by non-professionals in unsanitary conditions. This term was brought to light by the death of Vera Lawrence in March of 2001. The trial for her murder was coined the "pumping party trial".
The action of putting the needle into the skin of the paying customer and pumping the silicone into their body, followed by treating other customers afterward from that same gathering is the root of the term PUMPING PARTY.
by Rosie Rosie January 11, 2008
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Pumping the Well

While sitting on the toilet and experiencing shit cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forward coming, chest to knees, causing said shit to be pumped out of your bowels.
Hey Steve I just blew it up in there. My stomach hurt so bad and I was "Pumping the Well" to get it started.
by Poon5150 August 27, 2013
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Pimping Max

A guy with a drinking problem, a Hummer, and a small penis.
by JizzyJizz May 7, 2009
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Pumping the Well

While sitting on the toilet and experiencing shit cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forwards coming, chest to knees, causing said shit to be pumped out of your bowels.
Hey Steve I just blew it up in there. My stomach hurt so bad and I was "Pumping the Well" to get it started.
by Poon5150 August 27, 2013
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