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A large, extravagant penis. Most commonly used to refer to the genitals of George Zimmer, CEO and founder of Men's Wearhouse.
FEAR NOT, FOR IT IS I, GEORGE ZIMMER CEO AND FOUNDER OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE, HERE TO ENDLESSLY PLEASURE YOU WITH MY PLUMP PURPLE PENILE PALADIN.
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A Badass holy knight which no1 wants to mess with, even ninjas cant stand up to paladins. they can equip badass swords like excaliber
Cecil harvey from ff4 is a badass paladin
by lightbrand September 7, 2007
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A game that is considered a rip-off of the game overwatch. The game is not a ripoff using several unique characters and the two games were released very close together, and the two games took inspiration from each other and did great.
Overwatch released a few months before Paladins, but paladins had their open beta before overwatch released. It also has way more people playing support characters in Paladins so no ragers will come and lecture you.
Guy: "Yo dude I played overwatch last night and no one would play support.
Friend: "Yeah, eventually I got tired of having to deal with that, so I just downloaded a free game called paladins it's got way more people playing support.
by MamaHadADaddy November 28, 2018
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An incredible hero who, though he has a code of honor is not celibate.

In fact he is generally ridiculously good at pleasing woman and knows how to take care of them. That's why ladies dig Paladins - they can rescue them from danger and provide incredible sex.
Paladins rescue fair maidens then get sweet sweet rewards.
by palyhumper February 17, 2010
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Paldino

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When u bang out a 16 yearold more than once and brag about it
"I just paldinoed this bitch"
by suk it October 26, 2003
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At character selection screen, I chose a palladin.
/wrists
by pj2 April 24, 2006
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Sexy beasts from dungeons and dragons. Everybody wants to be like them, knights, priests and everybody you can think of. No one will ever be ike them.
"i could take him" "Dude that's a paladin, you got no chance"
by The shreky meme master April 20, 2018
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