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feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
by Telephony October 10, 2016
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pajelehoocho

A type of clothing with loads of clothing together in one.
Advert man: Are you tired of your scratchy, uncomfortable clothes?
Girl: Yeah...*sad face*

Advert man: Then why not try the pajelehoocho!
Girl: Humma?
Advert man: They're pajamas, they're jeans, they're leggings, it's a hoodie, it's a poncho, it's a... pajelehoocho!!!
Girl: Great! * goes online to order*
by SuperGirl XCX May 22, 2018
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Paden

Their name is very unusual, but extremely unique. Paden's are usually very shy, but sweet. They are naturally good natured, and are very kind. They are drawn to kindness, and they don't judge. They have beautiful eyes, with a sparkling smile to match. They are easy to talk to, and they will be by your side when you need them. Not only are they the person of your dreams, they are so attractive, and have a cute smitten way to them. They don't talk about themselves non-stop, and their great listeners. If you known a Paden, consider your self lucky. Great people are hard to come by, and a Paden is the one for you.
Hey you know that Paden kid?
Yeah hes so nice!
Thats because he's a Paden
by thegirlnextdoor12345 September 10, 2012
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God parent

Guardians who agree to love and care for the child as their own. A second set of parents if you will. They promise to be there to guide the child and teach them right from wrong, to love and nurture them as their parents would. In the event that the biological parents should both pass away, the godparents agree to accept the child as their own.
We are so thankful Anna has god parents who spend so much time with her.
by Godwilling May 31, 2017
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Parent of the year nomination

An ironic term to describe the complete meltdown of a child in a public space when accompanied by a parent.

Can also describe the looks others give you when either your child freaks out or you do something they disapprove of.
After five minutes of Rachel's tantrum on the floor of the toy section of the department store, Nathan finally put her over her shoulder and bundled her out to the car, his daughter giving him the parent of the year nomination the whole way.

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Nathan knew he was going to get a few parent of the year nominations for sending Rachel to nursery school with cheese puffs as a snack, but there had been no time to shop.
by Officeslacker January 9, 2008
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pajeetware

Bloated and buggy software usually coded by low paid Indian developers, hence the name pajeetware.
The new Windows is one big pajeetware.
by basedschizoposter July 28, 2022
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abusive parent

An emotionally abusive parent will make a child (no matter what age) feel guilt for having relationships outside of them. They may also make you feel guilty for other things that have nothing to do with you, just to have the satisfaction of your emotional reaction.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 1, 2019
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