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the dusty pumpkin

To shave all areas surrounding the pubis excluding the testicles. (Balls)
Shock and awe prevailed when I shaved my balls into the dusty pumpkin.
the dusty pumpkin by Heavykevy November 23, 2014

Dirty Pumpkin 

When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass and she shits all over herself when you pull out.
What’s that smell? It’s Adele’s ass after I nutted in her. She’s got a dirty pumpkin.
Dirty Pumpkin by Charlieisbad October 23, 2018

dusty pumpkin 

An older vagina that has succumbed to juandice.
I got her Halloween costume off, and it was a trick, nothing but a dusty pumpkin.
dusty pumpkin by Rubiruckus May 7, 2018

Donny Pumpkin Head 

A asshole who is sadly the US president
Person 1: bro did you see Donny Pumpkin Heads speech

Person 2: yes he is the worst person to ever exist

Upside Down Pumpkin 

When you flip a pregnant woman upside down while rubbing her clit and licking her cinnamon ring.
I upside down pumpkin my wife at our best friends party.

Derp The Pumpkin God 

"derp the pumpkin god is all powerful and mighty"
Derp The Pumpkin God by MrSquib October 3, 2023