Pumpernickel Fucker

“You’re such a pumpernickel fucker!”
What the fuck are you talking about.”
by thisisaname7 June 13, 2025
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pumpernickel tickle

cutting off all of one's hair and subsequently putting said hair into a bowl (or a similar receptacle)
The barber gave Thomas a pumpernickel tickle last week.
by benthehen October 16, 2008
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Pumpernickel

Playing Nickelback while vigorously engaging in sexual intercourse.
I pumpernickeled my girlfriend and she broke up with me. It was probably because she didn’t like Nickelback.
by Whomperbell November 19, 2020
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rambunctious pumpernickel

The act of putting a loaf of bread called "Pumpernickel" into ones ass ;using it as a homemade dildo excitedly.
I got horny and head nothing but a piece of bread so I rambunctious pumpernickel that bitch.
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Miss Pumpernickel

The BEST person to ever be a Baba Grill, owner of twenty Discord Kittens. And overlord of all girliepops.
by HOT PEOPLE WHO ARE HOT May 22, 2023
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Pumpernickel Creamsurprise

When you ejaculate large amounts of cum constantly inside of a yeast-infected-woman's vagina (or anus), to the point where cum rushes out of her vagina (or anus) and you use said cum, mixed with the yeast, to make a creamy, odorous pumpernickel bread that goes under the title "Pumpernickel Creamsurprise"
"My friend John and his girlfriend gave me a loaf of bread called a Pumpernickel Creamsurprise, I can't wait to try it!"
by poopybootycoolyfooly June 11, 2025
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pumpernickel

An ugly prostitute thats about her bread
Dude I just got finished with this pumpernickel from down the block,

She wasnt exactly a dime, but she didnt charge just a nickle either.
by Greeen.T December 16, 2015
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