Sir Pumpernickel

Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at trying to appear "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "show off".

*Donny, a guy that loves beating women, sells some pink shirts for breast cancer awareness day*

Lizzy Jean: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there. I'll bet he thinks he is important.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019

pumpernickel

A $5 whore. Ugly fat, has a vagina with a single ball hanging off it. Only does blow jobs, has one tooth that may slice your dick off.

Only used in frat initiations.

Tell the pumpernickel that you will give her $50, get a blow job, give her the $5, then run like hell.

by buckeyeoh September 16, 2019

pumpernickeled

pooped/tired

man i've had such a long dat i'm pumpernickeled

by hel10 June 11, 2017

Pumpernickel

Playing Nickelback while vigorously engaging in sexual intercourse.

I pumpernickeled my girlfriend and she broke up with me. It was probably because she didn’t like Nickelback.

by Whomperbell November 19, 2020

Pumpernickel Pickle

A man with such sexual prowess that the woman sleeps deeply and wakes up late in the morning

I almost lost my job because I spent the weekend with a pumpernickel pickle for the third time

by Stacie Sanchez December 25, 2023

rambunctious pumpernickel

The act of putting a loaf of bread called "Pumpernickel" into ones ass ;using it as a homemade dildo excitedly.

I got horny and head nothing but a piece of bread so I rambunctious pumpernickel that bitch.

by Tasun Davie Baby Girl 123 May 9, 2023

Pumpernickel Pretzel

When your poop is really long and you shape it into a neat pretzel

“Damn homie I even gave her my pumpernickel pretzel and she STILL cheated on me”

by anonymous August 26, 2022