Pumpernickel Pickle

A man with such sexual prowess that the woman sleeps deeply and wakes up late in the morning

I almost lost my job because I spent the weekend with a pumpernickel pickle for the third time

by Stacie Sanchez December 25, 2023

pumpernickeled

pooped/tired

man i've had such a long dat i'm pumpernickeled

by hel10 June 11, 2017

pumpernickel

An ugly prostitute thats about her bread

Dude I just got finished with this pumpernickel from down the block,

She wasnt exactly a dime, but she didnt charge just a nickle either.

by Greeen.T December 16, 2015

Pumpernickel Pretzel

When your poop is really long and you shape it into a neat pretzel

“Damn homie I even gave her my pumpernickel pretzel and she STILL cheated on me”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Pumpernickel Fucker

A man who fucks pumpernickels.

“You’re such a pumpernickel fucker!”
“What the fuck are you talking about.”

by thisisaname7 June 13, 2025

Sir Pumpernickel

Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at appearing "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "Show Off".

*Gina sees a woman beater selling breast cancer awareness shirts*

Gina: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

pumpernickel

A $5 whore. Ugly fat, has a vagina with a single ball hanging off it. Only does blow jobs, has one tooth that may slice your dick off.

Only used in frat initiations.

Tell the pumpernickel that you will give her $50, get a blow job, give her the $5, then run like hell.

by buckeyeoh September 16, 2019