Prisness

A beautiful princess, who has served her kingdom, knows luxury and poverty well. Fights for her people and has felt their oppression.

I'm not a princess, I'm a prisness.

by Sphinxπ September 22, 2016

Prisoner's Dick

Something that is so hard or uncomfortable, that it hurts.

"Man, my bed is so uncomfortable, I woke up this morning, and my neck was as stiff as a prisoner's dick"

by LacklustreShine November 7, 2007

Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want

The words of a man with his priorities straight

Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

by fateshurly January 30, 2021

Prisoner of Xanzibar

The condition in which you are in after eating more than 2mg Xannax.

Its only 8:00 and im going to be a prisoner of Xanzibar all night.

by terrys hairy balls January 8, 2009

prisoner exchange

The post break-up exchange of clothes and valuables with your ex. Every bit as tense and dangerous as a WWII POW exchange.

I need my sweatshirt back so I am having a prisoner exchange with my ex. Good thing I have her hair dryer as leverage.

by T. Ballgame November 26, 2011

Prisoness

Portmanteau from the constituents "prison" and "business". The practice of the US (and international) correction system to make money off of imprisoning as many people as possible into privately run penitentiaries and coercing local law enforcement into arresting small-time offenders, colored people, protesters, gay people, homeless people and other minorities for made-up charges to guarantee the prisons are never empty.

My uncle made a fortune with prisoness stocks.

You ought to get into prisoness.

by wt137 June 22, 2021

prisoneer

a habitual criminal who keeps returning to prision as if it is the "mickey mouse" club.

Ralph has been back in the joint so many times we call him a "prisoneer".
Ralph is back in jail after being caught on camera again...he is such a prisoneer.

by wordsrme May 27, 2009