primo

The exact moment when one has had just enough alcohol to be as intoxicated as possible without ralphing a big one all over those around you.
Dude 1: "Hey dude, want some more beer?"
Dude 2: "No, dude. I'm at a primo level."
by Frank the Tank August 25, 2003
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primo mafioso

guy 1: I wanna be primo mafioso
guy 2: no more drug
by mr. giorno February 19, 2020
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Primo

He gets so many girls ,he's such a primo!
by Bella Staten Island January 08, 2014
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primo pussy

An excellent vagina, perfect for engaging in sexual activity with.
(jacking off)
(vagina close up)
"Ayyy that's some primo pussy"
by {21stCenturyTerms} December 01, 2015
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Stäncé Primo

Latin for "zero taste," often used by middle-class "artsy" kids in reference to their vehicles which may or may not be giant piles of shit depending on which bong you smoked out of.
Check out Mike's BMW, it has no bumper, a rusted to bitch hood, and roof racks. That shit is stäncé primo!
by TDE30 February 24, 2009
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primo victoria

THE FUCKING BEST SONG FROM THE SWDISH BAND SABATON
woha he is so cool he's lisning to primo victoria
by Warahh December 19, 2017
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Primo Burg

When you get par or under in a burger themed mini-golf course. Originates from the game Pizza Tower.
That last hole was a primo burg!
by Derpdart March 13, 2023
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