Don't hate the player hate the game

Another way of saying don't blame me; this is how the system works.

Don't hate the player hate the game ... Or society made me do it, or the system is flawed and I've figured out how to work it, or everyone else is cheating too, or I hope I don't go to prison.

by halmonkey May 2, 2013

mellophone player

a girl/guy who is incredibly unique and the other sections in the band hate but couldn't live without at the same time. Usually tend to be made of perverted, vulgar, out of shape, and funny individuals, who befriend everyone. They don't really take anything seriously and tend to joke throughout rehearsals but know their shit when competition comes around

flute player: omg did you see the mellophones they don't know what they're doing
low brass: naw the mellos are the shit
clarinet: they need to shut up
trumpet: mellophone is just a big trumpet
saxophones: wut
drum major: yea but they march hella good at competition
mellophone player: HELL FUCKING YEAH MAJESTIC AND SHIT

by treblemakingbandchick33 December 3, 2013

esports player

Word for a closeted pedophile.

If you see someone who claims to be an esports player notify the proper authorities immediately [phone]

by frggerz September 14, 2020

Player Way

playerway... All Day Everyday...

I Do Everything the Player Way!!

by Nice Boi December 17, 2011

Planet Fitness

A sorry excuse for a gym where obese humans go for the first week of the new year to get a slice of pizza or a bagel. They call themselves the "judgement free zone" but if you lift more than 20 lbs you will be called a lunk and kicked out.

Guy 1: Hey bro do you have any recommendations for where I can get pizza?
Guy 2: Yeah, planet fitness has really good pizza.

by Nameeee January 14, 2018

euphonium player

A very talented sexy musican who is a natural born kisser

That euphonium player is a sexy beast

by talented man September 12, 2015

plaine service

Plaine service is defined as the service aboard a budget flight in which extra services,such as food & beverage and entertainment, are not provided or provided gratis.

If you take a budget flight with plaine service, do not forget to pack your own lunch.

by Albert PK Lau July 22, 2009