Bob: So, do you wanna go catch a movie tomorrow night?
Sally: I have plans.
Bob: Oh, okay.
Bob to himself: Dammit!
Sally: I have plans.
Bob: Oh, okay.
Bob to himself: Dammit!
by Ketch January 2, 2009
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Refers to the mental state people are sometimes enter while masturbating, where they want to extend and prolong the pleasure they receive from masturbation. They make grandiose "plans" on how they will carry everything out to maximize their pleasure. This state of mind is quickly lost after climax has passed.
Refers to the mental state people are sometimes enter while masturbating, where they want to extend and prolong the pleasure they receive from masturbation. They make grandiose "plans" on how they will carry everything out to maximize their pleasure. This state of mind is quickly lost after climax has passed.
I was going to go out last Friday night, but instead I stayed home and made plans.
I scheduled half an hour for myself to make plans. Unfortunately, I finished after 5 minutes and watched TV instead.
I scheduled half an hour for myself to make plans. Unfortunately, I finished after 5 minutes and watched TV instead.
by Daniel McNally November 9, 2008
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When one proposes plans that are both a response and in direct opposition to plans someone else has already proposed.
Socrates: I want to invite everyone to my birthday on Tuesday night at my house, its going to be sooo fun!
Plato: That party is going to suck. Lets go play laser-tag at Funzone instead.
Aristotle: Sorry Socrates, I love laser-tag. I am going to have choose Plato's anti plans over your lame party
Socrates: Fuck you Plato, I'll guess I go to laser tag too...
Plato: That party is going to suck. Lets go play laser-tag at Funzone instead.
Aristotle: Sorry Socrates, I love laser-tag. I am going to have choose Plato's anti plans over your lame party
Socrates: Fuck you Plato, I'll guess I go to laser tag too...
by Senor Don Gato November 13, 2017
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" he hit me up to go to the gym but ended up going with someone else"
"don't text me with empty plans"
"don't text me with empty plans"
by knawledge February 11, 2017
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