Pinterest

an app where you look at everyone living perfect lives while you're sitting on your bed doing nothing, hoping your life could be as great as theirs.

Jane: Dude, look at this pinterest board
Rachel: Aw, i wish i were her

by handydandygirl March 17, 2021

Printer's remorse

When upon looking at a (usually large) printed document, you regret printing it.

Joe had printer's remorse because he just printed a 100 page file in colour when he meant to print it in black and white.

Jill had printer's remorse because she just realised she printed the odd pages of a long document twice.

Bill had printer's remorse because he forgot to check the "multiply slides per page" option and thus resulted in 120 pages with one lecture slide each.

by sean1123 April 13, 2008

12 pinter

When a girl who wants you but is fugly, you would only do anything to her if you had 12 pints of booze hense 12 pinter

Person 1: "She wants you man"

Person 2: " Nah, she's an all nighter, 12 pinter!"

by Big Wully October 15, 2008

Laser Pointer

1) n. A device that amplifies photons to create a dot that can be seen on the other side of the room.

2) A device that can give you a fucking hilarious time if you have a dog or cat.

I had so much fun watching Bowser chase the dot from the laser pointer.

by The guy from the place March 8, 2008

Having the painters in

Slang word for period/ that time of month.

My christmas sucked, I had the painters in.

by anagram November 28, 2004

printer

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

by Eperdu October 12, 2003

Printer-rape

(v) To use someone else's printer without consent, penetrating their hard-drive, climaxing in an ejaculation of paper.

Danny was too lazy to install his own printer, so he broke into Talia's room and printer-raped the shit out of her, printing off five different copies in color.

by nogoys5770 October 14, 2009