Piling

When having a dump, collect it up into a bag and put it into your sex parteners mouth whilst she is asleep.

Iles: You dude, We got it on last night, how about you?

Matthews: I found out that she was cheating on me so i gave her a piling.

by Tomzabest123 February 19, 2009

piling on the pounds

a way of saying putting on a lot of weight

whoh! you piling on the pounds aren't ya mate

by bjkba kb f April 4, 2008

Pling

Short for dumpling. Also a pet name for a sweet or perfect girlfriend. Known to have antennae and pork/cabbage filling.

Pling is sleeping, how adorable.

by BigTeeBird November 27, 2009

Tad poling

A word for when someone rejects your tongue being inserted to their mouth so you end up licking their teeth.

I rejected his pull so he ended up Tad poling me, it was so awkward.

by Gemash July 18, 2011

poling

Having two people grab each of a male victim's legs, and pulling him groin-first into a fixed metal pole.

The boys decided Nigel No Friends needed a good poling.

by Hand-E-Food February 22, 2010

pling pling

Fake Bling Bling. Fake knock off items like a fake Rolex that looks Bling Bling, but its really Pling Pling.

"That Rolex is Bling Blingin yo!"
"Nah, fool. If a Fauxlex, Its Pling Plingin"

by Greenleaf October 14, 2005

Arctic poling

When one takes a penis sized piece of feces, freezes it, then proceeds to use it as a dildo.

I couldnt answer the phone because I was busy arctic poling.

by B_Diddy October 25, 2006