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pinapple

imaginary fruit believed to be grown by illiterate people.

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person 1: "what do you do?"
person 2: "I grow pinapples"
person 1: "right..."
by el Sethro February 28, 2005
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pataphysics

'Pataphysics, a term coined by the French writer Alfred Jarry, is a philosophy dedicated to studying what lies beyond the realm of metaphysics. It is a parody of the theory and methods of modern science and is often expressed in nonsensical language. A practitioner of 'pataphysics is a 'pataphysician or a 'pataphysicist.

'Pataphysics is also defined by Jarry as the "science of imaginary solutions."

According to Jarry, the apostrophe (') is always added before the word to avoid a pun in French.

(The exact pun to be avoided is the subject of some debate. The debate itself -- being, in essense, a debate about a subject which may not truly exist, but exist as another joke by Jarry -- might itself be considered a 'pataphysical search, for an "imaginary solution" to an imaginary problem!)
Because string theory is speculation based on ideas that are themselves speculative (i.e., theories of general relativity and quantum mechanics), string theory is not in fact physics, but 'pataphysics.

Likewise, string theory and quantum calculations are, increasingly, not descriptive of an actual reality, but are simply mathematical pataphors. (P. Lopez) See also pataphor.
by JBlum December 9, 2008
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cock pita

When a guy has such large testicles in relationship to his penis, he is then able to fold the skin all the way around his junk. Giving the impression of a 'cock pita'.
Amanda asked Jay, "What's for lunch?" and Jay said, "How about a cock pita?"
by richardstarkey October 19, 2010
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pitipoanca

A Romanian version of a woman gold digger, only more trashy and cheap.
She was such a nice girl, but then turned in such a "pitipoanca" and now her boyfriend is like my 90 y.o. grandpa.
by EKFRO April 23, 2014
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Pikapoo

When you're sat having a shit playing Pokemon GO! & a wild Pikachu appears between your legs.
I was taking a steaming dump & fuck me if a Pikachu didn't rear it's ugly little boat! What a fucking Pikapoo!
by Mr.Lee.Likes.Crabbing July 14, 2016
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Patapsco Middle School

A shit hole full of teachers that are either deaf or fresh out of Towson teaching their dumb ass classes that will have no impact on your life in anyway affecting your gpa causing you to get drilled by the godamn counselors who can’t do shit and don’t care about anything and throw out punishments like it’s fucking candy when you truly find out who someone really is and people think they’re hardcore for smoking weed and getting a blow job when more than half the kids haven’t hit puberty absolute shit hole!
Incoming 6th grader: I’m so excited for Patapsco middle school

Any other student: you’re a fucking prick
by HOCO student January 6, 2018
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PikaPerve

You are a PikaPerve when you are sexually aroused by Pokemon.
Will: Omg gee, are you staring at Pikachus ass?
Gee: I don't know, i like it
Will: Your a PikaPerve
by Pyste January 5, 2010
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