PILF

Pony I'd Like (to) Fuck

Princess Celestia is such a PILF.

by peepaw's hand sanitizer July 8, 2021

pilf

president id like to fuck.

Guy one: Damn, you know who's a pilf?
Guy Two: Who?
Guy one: Yulia Tymoshenko
Guy Two: Damn, your right. I would tap that.

by breebot January 28, 2009

Pilf

A gender neutral alternative to dilf or milf, the p standing for parent.

John: God, they’re such a hot middle aged pilf.

by sydisswag December 19, 2020

PILF

Play-station I Would Like to Fuck

That Ps2 is a major PILF!!

by S-Bert August 23, 2006

PILF

Politician I'd Like to Fuck

McCain's running mate Sarah Palin, you PILF, didn't I see you take home the runner up prize in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant?

by Chuggernaut October 18, 2008

PILF

Priest I’d like to fuck

“Boy, loving a priest is like nailing jello to a tree, but isn’t he a PILF!”

by frmulcahy July 6, 2019

Pilf

A term for Non-binary people to use instead of “Milf” and “Dilf”

They are totally a Pilf

by troft August 3, 2021